MEAT BOYS

meg og deg, Otter

2011-10-11T20:17:00.000-07:00

nina

2011-09-04T08:57:00.000-07:00

2011-07-31T06:28:00.000-07:00

Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

du må komme hit så eg kan få sett disse jævlene already!

Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit

2011-07-31T05:46:00.000-07:00

http://www.theonion.com/articles/mom-and-dad-im-gay-and-also-stronger-than-both-of,21017/

Mom, Dad, there's something we have to talk about. I've been wanting to tell you this for some time, and I want you to know that while I'm fully aware this might be difficult for you to hear, remember, I am still your son, and I love you very much: Mom, Dad, I'm gay, and so help me God, I am stronger than the both of you, and I won't hesitate to beat you back to the Stone Age if you give me any shit about this.

I know this must be tough for you. I understand this isn't how you expected your son to turn out, and I know you might be disappointed, but just remember that I go to the gym seven days a week and can bench-press 275 pounds easy. I take excellent care of my body, so while you can be upset, you better be careful and watch how you handle yourselves here, because if you so much as make a sarcastic remark or do anything to take advantage of how vulnerable I am right now, this will end ugly for the both of you.

Bottom line: I was born this way. It wasn't a choice. It was, however, a choice to develop huge biceps like this, so take a good long look at them before you think of uttering a hurtful or bigoted remark.

Look, I'm not naïve. I know how you feel about homosexuality, because you've been very clear on that subject in the past. That's why it took me so long to tell you. Dad, you've said some very hateful things, not considering for a second that I might be gay, and it hurt. Not nearly as much as it will hurt when I throw you across the room if you ever say any of those shitty things again, but it still stung.

I'm a gay man, and I'm proud of it. I'm also super fast and can lift you both over my head and slam you into the ground, no problem. I've recently incorporated kettlebells into my workout routine, and while I don't expect you to understand the physical impact they've had on my body, I can tell you I've put on at least 15 pounds of sheer muscle since the last time you saw me—certainly enough to take out two homophobic parents in their 60s. Mom, what do you weigh? One hundred fifteen pounds soaking wet? Well, it's going to take a lot more than that to bring me down, I'll tell you that much. I'm 2 percent body fat, have washboard abs, and can do 50 pull-ups in a row easy. Just remember that as we continue this conversation.

You want me to be happy, right? Because I can assure you, you don't want to see me unhappy.

Look, I think both of you have known in your heart of hearts that I was gay. You can deny it all you want, but if you try to do something stupid like convince me that I'm not a homosexual and that this is all somehow in my head, I'll put you in a Jujitsu hold where I can dislocate your shoulder with one little tug. I've been taking mixed martial arts classes at this place in the city, and I'm getting pretty good. I'm actually thinking about competing in a tournament in a few months. The point is, if I can make my opponents submit in less than a minute, imagine what I could do to two arthritic senior citizens. Dad, I love you. I've always craved your approval, but you don't move as fast as you used to. You know it and I know it.

You're probably wondering when this all started. Well, I think I've always known I was different, but in college, when I began to get pretty heavy into weight training and sculpting my hulking physique, I also began experimenting with my sexuality. Does this make you uncomfortable? Well, so will your ribs cracking in half and making it impossible to breathe right for three months, so just sit there and listen, because there's more.

I have been in a relationship with another man for the past two years. You've met him. His name is Tony, and he's not my roommate, he's my boyfriend. We're in love, and if I so much as see a pained expression cross your faces because you're imagining Tony and I together, or because you thought I would marry Jennifer—which was always a completely ridiculous notion—Mom, Dad, I'll literally take you down and start kneeing you in the stomach. I seriously will. Over and over again. Also, Tony is a little stronger than me so I definitely wouldn't mess with him, either.

Tony and I are probably going to get married. Dad? What was that? Were you about to say something? Were you about to open your stupid mouth and say something that could absolutely destroy me emotionally? I didn't think so. That's why I'm going to put you back on the ground now instead of throwing you into the china cabinet. And Mom, stop crying. It's just making me angrier.

Tony and I are going to adopt children. We're going to raise a family. You are going to have grandchildren, and you're going to love them. Dad, you're going to teach them all the things you taught me, and Mom, they're going to call you Grandma, and you are going to be so thrilled to be a major part of their lives that my being gay will be the last thing on your mind.

So come here right now and give me a hug or I'll knock your fucking heads off.

2011-07-06T06:13:00.001-07:00

men hvilken e deg og hvilken e meg?? det evige spørsmål

gay game of thrones gay

2011-05-19T09:22:00.001-07:00

2011-04-23T03:38:00.001-07:00

denne skal spilles i begravelsen min

it's alive!!!

2011-04-20T02:45:00.001-07:00

2011-04-20T02:38:00.000-07:00

i dag e dagen Skynet oppnår sentience!!! alt e over! apokalypse om et par dager!!!! pakk goth inn i aluminiumsfolie!!

2011-04-20T02:37:00.001-07:00

2011-04-11T23:58:00.001-07:00

se bill & ted!!!

2011-04-08T22:54:00.000-07:00

keanu e det søøøøteste i heile verden!!! eg daur!!!

2011-04-08T18:20:00.000-07:00

2011-04-04T16:35:00.000-07:00

http://www.menandcats.com/

2011-03-28T12:25:00.000-07:00

mmm...litt sånn blir bachelorutstillingstegningene mine.

2011-03-14T05:57:00.001-07:00

2011-01-14T03:13:00.001-08:00

nude on moon

Panos Tsagaris

2011-01-09T11:39:00.001-08:00

Han bruke gull og sitt eget blod i tegningene. Sweet.

2011-01-01T17:02:00.001-08:00

2011-01-01T16:54:00.000-08:00

du må lage sånn med goth.

her e fringe:
http://www.watch-fringe-online.net/Watch_Fringe_Online_Season_1.html. hvis siden sie du må fylle ut någe survey tull, må du bare komme tebake litt seinere.

meat boi

2010-12-14T01:24:00.000-08:00

long lost meat boi

du må se community!!!! se det på internett! første par episodene e litt treige, men så blir det fantastisk!!!!!!!!!!!!

2010-11-06T14:03:00.001-07:00

pappa reiste til sjøs

2010-10-29T03:58:00.000-07:00

real live cat sitting on ufo

2010-10-19T13:49:00.000-07:00

2010-10-19T13:45:00.000-07:00

2010-10-14T02:57:00.001-07:00

Hans-Peter Feldmann Pictures of car radios taken while good music was playing

2010-09-29T05:55:00.000-07:00

centurion var dårlig

2010-08-01T12:06:00.000-07:00

2010-07-20T10:00:00.001-07:00

uh...

2010-06-08T06:42:00.001-07:00

adi nes

2010-06-08T06:39:00.000-07:00

dear hunter

2010-06-01T14:34:00.001-07:00

sattan det finnes mange av de eg kommer aldri til å få sove igjen!

"There isn’t any bigfoot out there," claims Hart, "just Zombie Monkeys"

2010-06-01T12:33:00.000-07:00

batman

2010-05-06T13:56:00.001-07:00

Mark Chamberlain har tegnet batman. Han har masse andre gayish batmantegninger.

2010-05-06T13:15:00.000-07:00

husker ikke hva kustneren het...fant de å drawingcenter.

2010-05-01T07:14:00.001-07:00

http://joanakelly.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Picture-6.png

sad vader

2010-04-21T12:29:00.001-07:00

alex brown

2010-04-13T01:32:00.001-07:00

cars + desert

2010-04-07T04:44:00.000-07:00

plassen min

2010-04-02T08:07:00.001-07:00

ay boy.

2010-04-02T08:04:00.000-07:00

2010-04-01T12:48:00.000-07:00

2010-03-27T15:47:00.000-07:00

kriss`s sin best of 2009 TEGNESERIE

2010-02-14T03:58:00.000-08:00

Christophe Blain - Gus and his gang, Isaac the pirate, The speed Abater - Alt er fantastisk, og så sinnsykt flink å tegne! Ser ut som om det ikke koster han en kalori

Kevin Huizenga - Ganges - som Tintin, bare med hverdag

Jeff Smith - Rasl - endelig nytt epos

Alison Bechdel - Fun Home - nesten som six feet under i tegneserieform

kriss`s sin best of 2009 MUSIKK

2010-02-14T03:50:00.000-08:00

Martha Wainwright - I know you`re married but I got feelings too - som forrige albumet, bare mer:

Jace Everett - Bad Things - den råharry bluesintroen til True Blood

Scott Walker - Scott 2 - jeg sier bare "locked up in my opium den/ surrounded by some chinamen"

Weezer - Raditude - Ah, mer av det samme...

Department of Eagles - In ear park - tok litt tid, men knall når den fikk festet seg...

kriss`s sin best of 2009 BOK

2010-02-14T03:40:00.000-08:00

- Charles Baudelaire - Prosadikt - Så gammelt, men så moderne

- Herman Lindquist - Napoleon - Heck of a guy, nappy

- J.K. Rowling - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Ferdig!

- Scarlett Thomas - The end of Mr. Y - Spennende, men så føler man seg litt smart når man leser den... Sånn som Da-Vinci-koden blir det vel da...

- Victor Pelevin - A Werewolf problem in central Russia - Strålende!

kriss`s sin best of 2009 FILM

2010-02-14T03:36:00.001-08:00

- Inglorious Basterds - så spennende, så spennende

- The Hurt Locker - Enda mer spennende

- Hangover - Det må jo være lov å kossa seg også

- Into the Wild - Ikke så spennende eller morsom, men veldig bra da

besssst of 2009

2010-01-30T14:06:00.001-08:00

CD

FILM

BOK

KONSERT

SERIE

thomas jefferson

2010-01-19T14:29:00.000-08:00

david coyle

2010-01-16T10:40:00.001-08:00

gina ruggeri

2010-01-16T10:29:00.000-08:00

kittyclothing 5

2010-01-08T13:55:00.001-08:00

also, vi må ha roundup på 2009! alsoalso, eg tar meg friheten og hoste flere best of`er, kriss er med, kanskje øyvind om han vil og johannes osgå.

2009-12-28T10:39:00.001-08:00

tegninger av goth på bloggen min.

live blogging during the rising 3

2009-12-18T16:02:00.001-08:00

User Comments (Comment on this title)
52 out of 106 people found the following comment useful.
Finally! A Winner in the Worst Ever Category, 22 November 2008

Author: rsternesq from United States
Can't add a spoiler alert because I couldn't stick it out. Truly, I tried but this is the winner in my personal worst movie ever contest. Absolutely the worst, worst, dumbest movie ever in my humble (well, OK, not so humble) opinion. Makes Waterworld look like Shakespeare. I admit it. I can't think of anything else to say but burn the film, disable the projector, pull the plug. Kill it before it airs again. SciFi my foot. JUNKY STUPID! Yes, I'm shouting it to the rooftops. Save yourself! Send this Brolin back to the fetid arms of his beloved. YUCK! Not enough words? Well try this for an ender: WARNING! WATCHING THIS MESS WILL REDUCE YOUR IQ AND YOUR LIFE SPAN! You cannot afford the time to check out this tripe. Medieval dentistry would be preferable. YUCK. YUCK. A thousand times dreck!

review

2009-12-18T15:54:00.001-08:00

we´re both lowering our grade to 1 out of 6.

i think the film is finally over. boyband song at the end.

2009-12-18T15:47:00.000-08:00

this film is really boring

2009-12-18T14:59:00.000-08:00

we stopped the film to watch a lot of clips of "popular", the tv series. now we´re watching it again. now the old guy is dying and the young one is crying. "no!" "daddy died."

gensergoth

2009-12-18T14:57:00.001-08:00

live blogging during the rising 2

2009-12-18T14:49:00.000-08:00

right, we`re back! still no idea what the rising is about. oh, they just said they`re going to stop the rising. and no, its not a porno. time for some dicetossing! kier gives the film 2 out of 6, ottAr agrees. we`ll be back soon!

live blogging during the rising

2009-12-18T14:28:00.000-08:00

we`re watching the rising aka lost city raiders or something like that. its sort of crappy, but we haven`t really been paying attention so far. we think the vatican is worried, but nor sure why. and goth is here to. and some wine drinking. wow, this film uses a lot of slow motion...not good. we`ll be back soon with dicerolls and whatnots! stay tuned.

2009-12-15T05:15:00.000-08:00

hva heter denne serien? og er det egentlig en moteblogg kamuflert som en katt-i-skjorte-ting?

alexandre joly

2009-11-26T01:51:00.000-08:00

gler meg til du kjem!

2009-11-20T14:53:00.000-08:00

altaposten: beste metalltryner!

2009-11-16T14:30:00.000-08:00

altaposten har kjørt konkurranse på beste metalltryne. min gode makker johannes vant 2.plassen!

2009-11-13T16:06:00.000-08:00

simen johan

2009-11-13T03:35:00.000-08:00

simen johan dag på dennis cooper's blogg! denniscooper-theweaklings.blogspot.com hvis du lese dette en aen dag enn eg posta det må du nok scrolle ned litt.

fantastisk!

2009-11-12T23:18:00.001-08:00

http://io9.com/5400699/the-coolest-vampire-blood+drinking-scene-youve-ever-watched-[nsfw]?autoplay=true

ÅH FYTTE HELVETE!

2009-11-09T06:30:00.000-08:00

2009-11-07T10:52:00.000-08:00

eg vett kje om eg har sagt det, men du har fått ditt eget Set på min flickr!!! gidde kje linke, eh, gå te min bloggog finn link også scroll ned litt for å finne settet ditt.

2009-11-01T14:51:00.000-08:00

imre som king kong neste år?

2009-10-30T13:33:00.001-07:00

Ryan Pierce

2009-10-25T07:49:00.000-07:00

nye simen johan bilder!

2009-10-23T04:14:00.000-07:00

klikk klikk klikk klikk klikk klikk klikk klikk klikk klikk klikk

2009-10-22T04:38:00.000-07:00

http://denniscooper-theweaklings.blogspot.com/2009/10/halloween-preview-post-8-dcs-13-most.html

kittycat

2009-10-19T14:59:00.000-07:00

trailer for bok

2009-10-18T23:43:00.001-07:00

SHEILA POMEROY

2009-10-16T07:00:00.000-07:00

Feral

epidemic

2009-10-14T13:24:00.000-07:00

her du sett epidemic med lars von trier?! døelig virus, creepy shit og udo kier!

2009-10-14T08:36:00.001-07:00

it would seem strange

2009-10-12T09:00:00.001-07:00

2009-10-11T12:02:00.000-07:00

$3590.00

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2009-10-09T05:11:00.000-07:00

$5125.00

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haha, suck it!

2009-10-09T05:09:00.001-07:00

40%

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2009-10-09T04:48:00.001-07:00

30%

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paranormal activity

2009-10-06T11:39:00.000-07:00

mothman prophecies

2009-10-06T11:00:00.001-07:00

den va faktisk bra! koffor trodde eg den skulle vær dårlig? den va til og med litt skummel! har du sett den? hørt fra folk som har sett den?

halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

2009-10-05T15:22:00.001-07:00

halloween inspirasjon

2009-10-05T01:47:00.000-07:00

eg har lasta ned over 50 halloween sanger og skrekkfilm sanger og skumle lydeffekter! tell de! OVER femti!!

2009-10-05T01:42:00.000-07:00

her e navn på lydeffektene eg har lasta ned:

-heavy breathing
-punching & tearing
-church ambience - prayer
-church ambience - singing
-car crash
-multiple car crash
-EKG beating/EKG flatline
-whipping
-screams from beyond
-demon dogs
-hungry ghouls
-wolves in the wind
-hits, stabs & splats
-torture chamber
-zombies

hæ? HÆ?!?!?!?!!!!!!

2009-10-02T11:01:00.001-07:00

http://jezebel.com/5373013/you-dont-call-jessie-a-monkey-thats-my-daughter?autoplay=true

mary and joseph, dette e det fineste eg någen gang har sett!

2009-09-26T16:20:00.001-07:00

prosit

2009-09-26T16:10:00.000-07:00

2009-09-25T05:52:00.001-07:00

tegninger av goth på bloggen min! du fekk kertuun coveret greit sant? når poste du?

snuggie cult

2009-09-24T10:57:00.000-07:00

zombieland

2009-09-24T02:23:00.000-07:00

jeei!

2009-09-23T06:49:00.001-07:00

hvis me någen gang starte et band ska det hette MOO (mothers opposed to the occult), som den gruppen moren te buffy starte i episoden de tror buffy og willow e hekser og prøve å brenne de.

family portrait

2009-09-22T12:24:00.000-07:00

panda kindergarten

2009-09-20T15:25:00.000-07:00

feast of flesh

2009-09-01T06:30:00.001-07:00

av Marianne Darlen

video=livet

2009-08-13T11:30:00.000-07:00

sånn er livet, noen ler, noen gråter, noen er overrasket og noen gjør grimaser tilbake. jeezez.